Getting down and dirty
Month
1. What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Nothing at all. Unless dinner counts as a really late breakfast, in which case it would be a chicken curry baguette.
2. Who was the last person you talked to?
Omnifob (NSFW blog)
3. How long have you been with <INSERT CHURCH NAME HERE>
<INSERT DISMISSIVE BUT RESPECTFUL COMMENT HERE>
4. If you had a superpower, what would it be and why?
Complete knowledge of myself. Or being the master of pleasing people sexually. That came out a bit selfish D:
5. What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received from someone?
-“Life is a game, and the only way to lose is not to play.”
6. What is your favorite flavor of chip?
Cream Cheese or Dill.
7. Who is your favorite superhero?
The Hulk. Because he’s just an overgrown lost child full of strong emotions but no ill intent.
8. What is your favorite mythical creature?
Azathoth, the Blind Idiot God.
9. What is the oldest thing you have in your refrigerator right now?
My bottle of ketchup, probably.
10. Who do you think would win in a fist fight; A Grilled Cheese Sandwich, or a Taco?
If I was the referee, the taco has the best chances of bribing me with his contents. So the taco.
11. When was the last time you had your hair cut?
Just before last christmas.
12. What was the last movie you saw?
Silver Linings Playbook. It’s great. Watch it.
13. What’s your middle name?
Magnus. I love that name. Mag-nuss. Sounds powerful.
14. Name something you do when you’re alone that you wouldn’t do in front of others.
That would have to be masturbation, I guess. Not to rule anything out, of course.
15. Do you fold, or scrunch your toilet paper?
Fold, scrunch, fold and jump.
16. What’s your biggest fear?
Friggin’ spiders. God damn, the nopes.
17. Who was the last person you talked to, on the phone?
My mother.
18. What’s your favorite sports team?
I… Eh… I don’t really do sportsy things. The League of Legends team “Team MRN”, I guess.
19. What is your favorite band/singer/artist?
20. What’s your most embarrassing moment?
This one time I raised my hand in school and gave the wrong answer. DON’T LAUGH! ;_;